DOCTOR WHO: WASTE OF THE FOUNDATION
1. INT. TARDIS CONSOLE
SFX: Cloister Bell
Doctor: Oh no, not again!
SFX: Button
SFX: Levers and Buttons
Doctor: Come on!
SFX: Static
Doctor: Oh now the monitor’s acting up isn’t that wonderful!
SFX: Banging
Doctor: Hello?
Captain Zax: Hello? Can anyone hear me? This is Captain Zax, captain of the 2nd Legion, which itself is part of the 34rd Fleet of the Future Foundation! Can anybody hear me?
Doctor: Yes! Yes, I can hear you! What’s going on over there?
Captain Zax: Oh! Looks like someone did get my distress signal! I am Captain Zax, captain of the 2nd-
Doctor: Yes, yes I heard you the first time! What’s going on?
Captain Zax: Right, my legion, which is the 2nd Legion in the 34rd Fleet-
Doctor: Oh for god’s sakes!
Captain Zax: Okay, sorry. My fleet is under attack. Please help. Please.
Doctor: Who is attacking you?
Captain Zax: The Ice Warriors!
Doctor: Oh.
TITLE SEQUENCE
Cut to:
2. INT. Control Room, Ice Warrior Ship
SFX: Explosions
SFX: Lasers
Ice Warrior: Lord Visssssssssssta! The fleet is in our complete control!
Vista: Exssssssselent! We shall dessssssstroy all of our enemiesssssssssss!
SFX: Alarm
Vista: What isssssss that noissssse?
Ice Warrior: An unidentified ssssspacecraft has landed in the hanger!
Vista: Bring all those aboard the sssssssssspacecraft to me! They will be desssssssssstroyed!
SFX: Footsteps running
Cut to:
3. INT. Hanger, Ice Warrior Ship
SFX: TARDIS Door Opens
Doctor: Right, let’s see if I’m in the right place. Cold temperatures, check. Ice on the walls, check. Flames made of water, check. All that’s missing is the-
Ice Warrior: Sssssssssurender!
Doctor: Hissing. Check.
Ice Warrior: You will come with me. You two, search the ship!
Ice Warrior 2: We obey.
Doctor: (angrily) You know there’s really no need to drag me to your leader as if I’m a used mop!
Ice Warrior: Ssssssssssilence!
Doctor: And I have to ask, what is with that annoying hisssssssssssssssssing? Doesssssssssss it not bug you?
SFX: Laser
Doctor: Woah! That could have shot my leg off! Do you not realize how rude that is!
Ice Warrior: You will be ssssssssilent!
Doctor: You almost shot my ruddy leg off! My ruddy leg! No way to treat a house guest!
Ice Warrior: Shut up!
Cut to:
4. INT. Control Room, Ice Warrior Ship
SFX: Doors Opening
Vista: Have you brought me the intruderssssssssss?
Ice Warrior: We have found only thisssssssss one, my lord. The ressssssst of my party are searching the spacecraft.
Doctor: Hello, you must be the Ice Lord. What’ssssssss your name then?
Vista: I am Visssssssssssssssssssta, your new ruler.
Doctor: Like the computer? (chuckles)
Vista: Sssssilence! Why have you infiltrated thisssss ship!
Doctor: Because you’re attacking innocents, and I want to find out why. So, why?
Vista: Do you not know of the Future Foundation?
Doctor: I know that they’re from the 45th Century, but that’s it. It’s a really boring century, honestly. I always skip it on my encyclopedia marathons.
Vista: The Future Foundation’s shipsssss have caussssssed pollution acrosssss the galaxy. Whole planetsssssss have died because of them. They musssssssssst be stopped! The Ice Warriorsssssss plan to wipe out the Future Foundation, freeing the galaxy of the waste they caussssssssssse!
Doctor: Oh. I suppose that’s a good explanation. Tell you what, I’ll go see the Captain and tell him the problem and ask him to give all his ships to you so you can destroy them. Does that sound like a good deal?
Vista: I will ssssssend one of my soldierssssssssss with you.
Doctor: Oh, fine.
SFX: Doors opening
Cut to:
5. INT. Hanger, Ice Warrior Ship
Ice Warrior 2: It won’t open.
Ice Warrior 3: Maybe we should try the laser.
Doctor: Ahem, no lasers on my ship please.
SFX: Fingers snap
SFX: Tardis Doors Open
Doctor: Love doing that. Right, one of you has to come with me. Let’ssssss a go eh!
Ice Warrior 2: I don’t want to go.
Ice Warrior 3: Neither do I.
Doctor: Okay, fine. I understand. To pay you for your troubles in trying to open the door, I’ll get you a gift, just pop in quickly.
Cut to:
6. INT. Tardis Console
SFX: Doors close.
Ice Warrior 2: We’re trapped!
Ice Warrior 3: Let us out!
Doctor: Sorry, but I won’t have your bad operating system of an ice lord decapitate me with awful hissing noises.
SFX: Levers and Buttons
SFX: Dematerialization
Doctor: Right, do you have names?
Ice Warrior 2: I’m Sssssscat, thissssss isssssss Ras.
Ras: Hello.
Doctor: Right, good. I’m the Doctor.
SFX: Materialization
Doctor: We’re here. Short hops are always boring. No wobbling!
SFX: Doors open
Cut to:
7. INT. Zax’s ship
Doctor: Captain Zax?
Captain Zax: It’s you! You’re a bit late!
Scat: (hisses)
Captain Zax: You’re with them, aren’t you? The Ice Warriors.
Doctor: Now, now, the Ice Warriors just want to stop the Future Foundation from destroying any more worlds with the fuel your ships you’re using, and I agree with them.
Captain Zax: You don’t understand, nobody in the F.F want’s this! We’re being controlled!
Doctor: Controlled by whom?
Captain Zax: Controlled by the-
SFX: Lighting
Captain Zax: ARRGGGHHHH!
SFX: Electrocution
Doctor: Scat, Rax, in the TARDIS, quickly!
SFX: Tardis Doors open
Doctor: I’m sorry Zax.
SFX: Tardis Doors Close
SFX: Explosion
SFX: Dematerialization
Cut to:
8. INT. TARDIS Console
Scat: We mussssst return to the ship.
Doctor: No, not yet. We need to find whoever’s controlling the Foundation, then bring them to Vista.
Ras: But Vista will notice our absence!
Doctor: It’s a time machine, remember!
SFX: Buttons and Levers
Doctor: Right, let’s leg it!
Cut to:
9. INT. Future Foundation Palace
Commander Lilon: Supreme General, Captain Zax was forced to trigger a code word. He was killed. I think you will find the footage…interesting.
SFX: Beep
Doctor: Controlled by whom?
Captain Zax: Controlled by the-
Supreme General: Freeze the footage!
SFX: Beep
Supreme General: This box, I recognize it. It belongs to the Doctor! This man. That is the Doctor! My nemesis! The man who will face me for the final time! The man who will face the wrath of I, THE KANDYMAN!
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1. INT. TARDIS CONSOLE
SFX: Cloister Bell
Doctor: Oh no, not again!
SFX: Button
SFX: Levers and Buttons
Doctor: Come on!
SFX: Static
Doctor: Oh now the monitor’s acting up isn’t that wonderful!
SFX: Banging
Doctor: Hello?
Captain Zax: Hello? Can anyone hear me? This is Captain Zax, captain of the 2nd Legion, which itself is part of the 34rd Fleet of the Future Foundation! Can anybody hear me?
Doctor: Yes! Yes, I can hear you! What’s going on over there?
Captain Zax: Oh! Looks like someone did get my distress signal! I am Captain Zax, captain of the 2nd-
Doctor: Yes, yes I heard you the first time! What’s going on?
Captain Zax: Right, my legion, which is the 2nd Legion in the 34rd Fleet-
Doctor: Oh for god’s sakes!
Captain Zax: Okay, sorry. My fleet is under attack. Please help. Please.
Doctor: Who is attacking you?
Captain Zax: The Ice Warriors!
Doctor: Oh.
TITLE SEQUENCE
Cut to:
2. INT. Control Room, Ice Warrior Ship
SFX: Explosions
SFX: Lasers
Ice Warrior: Lord Visssssssssssta! The fleet is in our complete control!
Vista: Exssssssselent! We shall dessssssstroy all of our enemiesssssssssss!
SFX: Alarm
Vista: What isssssss that noissssse?
Ice Warrior: An unidentified ssssspacecraft has landed in the hanger!
Vista: Bring all those aboard the sssssssssspacecraft to me! They will be desssssssssstroyed!
SFX: Footsteps running
Cut to:
3. INT. Hanger, Ice Warrior Ship
SFX: TARDIS Door Opens
Doctor: Right, let’s see if I’m in the right place. Cold temperatures, check. Ice on the walls, check. Flames made of water, check. All that’s missing is the-
Ice Warrior: Sssssssssurender!
Doctor: Hissing. Check.
Ice Warrior: You will come with me. You two, search the ship!
Ice Warrior 2: We obey.
Doctor: (angrily) You know there’s really no need to drag me to your leader as if I’m a used mop!
Ice Warrior: Ssssssssssilence!
Doctor: And I have to ask, what is with that annoying hisssssssssssssssssing? Doesssssssssss it not bug you?
SFX: Laser
Doctor: Woah! That could have shot my leg off! Do you not realize how rude that is!
Ice Warrior: You will be ssssssssilent!
Doctor: You almost shot my ruddy leg off! My ruddy leg! No way to treat a house guest!
Ice Warrior: Shut up!
Cut to:
4. INT. Control Room, Ice Warrior Ship
SFX: Doors Opening
Vista: Have you brought me the intruderssssssssss?
Ice Warrior: We have found only thisssssssss one, my lord. The ressssssst of my party are searching the spacecraft.
Doctor: Hello, you must be the Ice Lord. What’ssssssss your name then?
Vista: I am Visssssssssssssssssssta, your new ruler.
Doctor: Like the computer? (chuckles)
Vista: Sssssilence! Why have you infiltrated thisssss ship!
Doctor: Because you’re attacking innocents, and I want to find out why. So, why?
Vista: Do you not know of the Future Foundation?
Doctor: I know that they’re from the 45th Century, but that’s it. It’s a really boring century, honestly. I always skip it on my encyclopedia marathons.
Vista: The Future Foundation’s shipsssss have caussssssed pollution acrosssss the galaxy. Whole planetsssssss have died because of them. They musssssssssst be stopped! The Ice Warriorsssssss plan to wipe out the Future Foundation, freeing the galaxy of the waste they caussssssssssse!
Doctor: Oh. I suppose that’s a good explanation. Tell you what, I’ll go see the Captain and tell him the problem and ask him to give all his ships to you so you can destroy them. Does that sound like a good deal?
Vista: I will ssssssend one of my soldierssssssssss with you.
Doctor: Oh, fine.
SFX: Doors opening
Cut to:
5. INT. Hanger, Ice Warrior Ship
Ice Warrior 2: It won’t open.
Ice Warrior 3: Maybe we should try the laser.
Doctor: Ahem, no lasers on my ship please.
SFX: Fingers snap
SFX: Tardis Doors Open
Doctor: Love doing that. Right, one of you has to come with me. Let’ssssss a go eh!
Ice Warrior 2: I don’t want to go.
Ice Warrior 3: Neither do I.
Doctor: Okay, fine. I understand. To pay you for your troubles in trying to open the door, I’ll get you a gift, just pop in quickly.
Cut to:
6. INT. Tardis Console
SFX: Doors close.
Ice Warrior 2: We’re trapped!
Ice Warrior 3: Let us out!
Doctor: Sorry, but I won’t have your bad operating system of an ice lord decapitate me with awful hissing noises.
SFX: Levers and Buttons
SFX: Dematerialization
Doctor: Right, do you have names?
Ice Warrior 2: I’m Sssssscat, thissssss isssssss Ras.
Ras: Hello.
Doctor: Right, good. I’m the Doctor.
SFX: Materialization
Doctor: We’re here. Short hops are always boring. No wobbling!
SFX: Doors open
Cut to:
7. INT. Zax’s ship
Doctor: Captain Zax?
Captain Zax: It’s you! You’re a bit late!
Scat: (hisses)
Captain Zax: You’re with them, aren’t you? The Ice Warriors.
Doctor: Now, now, the Ice Warriors just want to stop the Future Foundation from destroying any more worlds with the fuel your ships you’re using, and I agree with them.
Captain Zax: You don’t understand, nobody in the F.F want’s this! We’re being controlled!
Doctor: Controlled by whom?
Captain Zax: Controlled by the-
SFX: Lighting
Captain Zax: ARRGGGHHHH!
SFX: Electrocution
Doctor: Scat, Rax, in the TARDIS, quickly!
SFX: Tardis Doors open
Doctor: I’m sorry Zax.
SFX: Tardis Doors Close
SFX: Explosion
SFX: Dematerialization
Cut to:
8. INT. TARDIS Console
Scat: We mussssst return to the ship.
Doctor: No, not yet. We need to find whoever’s controlling the Foundation, then bring them to Vista.
Ras: But Vista will notice our absence!
Doctor: It’s a time machine, remember!
SFX: Buttons and Levers
Doctor: Right, let’s leg it!
Cut to:
9. INT. Future Foundation Palace
Commander Lilon: Supreme General, Captain Zax was forced to trigger a code word. He was killed. I think you will find the footage…interesting.
SFX: Beep
Doctor: Controlled by whom?
Captain Zax: Controlled by the-
Supreme General: Freeze the footage!
SFX: Beep
Supreme General: This box, I recognize it. It belongs to the Doctor! This man. That is the Doctor! My nemesis! The man who will face me for the final time! The man who will face the wrath of I, THE KANDYMAN!
CREDITS ROLL